WORD of the day
Sniglets
A “sniglet” is any word that does not appear in the dictionary, but should. Shown below are but a few.
Expressholes: Expressholes are people who try to sneak more than 8 items into the “8 Items Or Less” checkout lane at the grocery store.
Unfare: This is the 30 pesos you have to pay the cab drivers in Manila before they’ve even taken you anywhere!
Fonfuzzyflop: This is when one of the fuzzy earphone covers on your headset falls off just as you’re putting them over your ears.
Cridons: Cridons are the people you meet up with on your way to the CR, who are also going to the CR.
Slurm: The slime that accumulates at the bottom of a soap bar that’s been left in the dish for too long.
Wondracide: The act of murdering a piece of bread while trying to spread cold butter over it.
Eastroturf: The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
Cabnicreep: This happens when the closing of one kitchen cabinet mysteriously causes another to open.
A “sniglet” is any word that does not appear in the dictionary, but should. Shown below are but a few.
Expressholes: Expressholes are people who try to sneak more than 8 items into the “8 Items Or Less” checkout lane at the grocery store.
Unfare: This is the 30 pesos you have to pay the cab drivers in Manila before they’ve even taken you anywhere!
Fonfuzzyflop: This is when one of the fuzzy earphone covers on your headset falls off just as you’re putting them over your ears.
Cridons: Cridons are the people you meet up with on your way to the CR, who are also going to the CR.
Slurm: The slime that accumulates at the bottom of a soap bar that’s been left in the dish for too long.
Wondracide: The act of murdering a piece of bread while trying to spread cold butter over it.
Eastroturf: The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
Cabnicreep: This happens when the closing of one kitchen cabinet mysteriously causes another to open.
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